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Gluttonous air puff
Eating brains, gaining knowledge
Most adorable

Turtles and mushrooms
You are in the wrong castle
Fireball mustache

Green hat, Master Sword
Monsters and chickens beware
Money making game

Her robotic suit
Helps to navigate the maze
And kill wrongdoers

Pika Pikachu
Pika Pika Pikachu
Pika Pika Pi

Bicycle training
Ready to take on the world
Soda Popinski

Ape in the warehouse
It took her away from me
My hammer shall smite

That snickering dog
Mocks my inaccuracy
My dinner escaped

This Saturday night
I will listen to guitar
By Totakeke

The colors and shapes
Will soon cause suffocation
I need a straight block
This month, an open art competition was held at my place of work. Being that I lack artistic talent and the proper knowledge of photo editing, I the urge to write ten Nintendo haiku in the traditional 5-7-5 syllable format. I accompanied the haiku a photograph my wife ~velvetnegative took of my hand holding a pencil made to look like Super Mario sliding down a flag pole.

Though I had no intention of winning, I was granted the "Great Artist Award" ribbon. Said achievement was also granted to a fellow employee who submitted stick figure art depicting a stick-man priming to throw a stick-spear at a stick-deer.

I found them to be funny, so I thought I would share them with the Internet. Enjoy.
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Ranger-Gage Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
Hey! I hope you don't mind, but I liked one of your haikus so much that I used it in a motion graphics project I did for school. Just thought I'd let ya know: [link]
Girminator Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2009
I liked these haikus
They were impressive for sure
make more, I hunger
Euphoriant Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
That's awesome, man. Very clever.

What did the winner create?
Poltergeise Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2009
It was an oceanic landscape with fish and a turtle. It was neat.
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